Wife: tum kal padosan ke sath movie dekhne gaye the..???
Husband: kya karu tum to janti hi ho..
aajkal family ke sath dekhne layak
film banti hi kahan hai!
Police: Oye, tune Papita Bechne wali ko kiss kyon kiya??
PAPPU: Sir, main bhi kya karta wo itni der se mere ghar ke bahar chilla rahi thi,
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PAPPI-TE LE LO,
PAPPI-TE LE LO..!
Lady Teacher ne
‘MY TEACHER’ par 10 lines likhne ko kaha.
Thodi der bad golu ne uthkar pucha:
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Madam,
‘MAST CHHAMIYA’ ko english me kya kahte hain..?
KBC Ke Set Par Ek Ladka 1 Crore Ke Sawaal Par Aakar Fass Gaya…
To Usne apni akhiri Lifeline Chuni Phone-A-Friend Aur Apni Girlfriend Ko Phone Milane Ko Kaha…
Amitabh Ne Ladki Ko Phone Milaya:
Tumhare Paas 30 Seconds Hai Is Sawaal Ka JawaabDene Ke Liye, AurTumhara Samaye Shuru Hota Hai Ab…..
Ladka Jaldi Se Sawaal Padta Hai Aur UskeChaaro Option Padta Hai..
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Girlfriend: Mil Gaya Time Tumhe Phone Karne Ka? Mujhe Tumse Koi Baat Nahi Karni!
Bye!!!
Old Lady to Doctor: Mujhe Gas ki problem hai
par achhi baat ye hai ki meri gas me na BadBu aati hai na Awaaz
Aap k clinic me bhi 20 baar gas chhod chuki
hu par kisi ko pata nahi chala..
Doctor: Ye Dawa lijiye aur 1 week baad aayiye.
(1 week baad)
Old Lady:Aap ne mujhe kya dawa de di??
Meri gas me ab bhi aawaz nahi aa rahi par
bahut Zehrili Badbu aa rahi hai
Doctor: Good..!Aapki Naak theek ho gayi hai
Ab hum aap k KAAN ka ilaaj karenge
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