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FUNNY JOKES PAGE 5
FUNNY JOKES PAGE 5
Duniya main 3 cheeze naseeb walo ko hi milti hai.
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1- Saccha pyar
2- Sacchi dosti
3- Apne kaam se kaam rakhne wale ristedaar.
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Wife: tum kal padosan ke sath movie dekhne gaye the..???
Husband: kya karu tum to janti hi ho..
aajkal family ke sath dekhne layak
film banti hi kahan hai!
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How I use my phone:
40% to use Whatsapp.
35% to use Facebook.
10% to take Photos.
8% to play Games.
5% check the Time.
2% to actually Calls.
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My teachers always told me that
if I didn’t study hard enough
I’d end up working at McDonalds.
Well I proved them wrong,
I got a job at KFC today
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Police: Oye, tune Papita Bechne wali ko kiss kyon kiya??
PAPPU: Sir, main bhi kya karta wo itni der se mere ghar ke bahar chilla rahi thi,
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PAPPI-TE LE LO,
PAPPI-TE LE LO..!
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Boy: Thank you..
Girl: My Pleasure..
Boy: My Bajaj Pulsar..
*PATA NAHI KYU BLOCK KAR DIYA*
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Our generation’s sleeping schedule depends on
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The percentage of battery remaining in the phone…
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Lady Teacher ne
‘MY TEACHER’ par 10 lines likhne ko kaha.
Thodi der bad golu ne uthkar pucha:
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Madam,
‘MAST CHHAMIYA’ ko english me kya kahte hain..?
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KBC Ke Set Par Ek Ladka 1 Crore Ke Sawaal Par Aakar Fass Gaya…
To Usne apni akhiri Lifeline Chuni Phone-A-Friend Aur Apni Girlfriend Ko Phone Milane Ko Kaha…
Amitabh Ne Ladki Ko Phone Milaya:
Tumhare Paas 30 Seconds Hai Is Sawaal Ka JawaabDene Ke Liye, AurTumhara Samaye Shuru Hota Hai Ab…..
Ladka Jaldi Se Sawaal Padta Hai Aur UskeChaaro Option Padta Hai..
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Girlfriend: Mil Gaya Time Tumhe Phone Karne Ka? Mujhe Tumse Koi Baat Nahi Karni!
Bye!!!
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Old Lady to Doctor: Mujhe Gas ki problem hai
par achhi baat ye hai ki meri gas me na BadBu aati hai na Awaaz
Aap k clinic me bhi 20 baar gas chhod chuki
hu par kisi ko pata nahi chala..
Doctor: Ye Dawa lijiye aur 1 week baad aayiye.
(1 week baad)
Old Lady:Aap ne mujhe kya dawa de di??
Meri gas me ab bhi aawaz nahi aa rahi par
bahut Zehrili Badbu aa rahi hai
Doctor: Good..!Aapki Naak theek ho gayi hai
Ab hum aap k KAAN ka ilaaj karenge
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